3 months in KK doing mundane work day after day has made me even more cuckoos that I was ever before, especially when I have been reviewing deranged fasting sugar profiles and cholesterol again and again. Hardly once in a week I get to see a fabulous, not even to say satisfactory, blood sugar control. Sigh.
Hence, to keep myself from getting bored I have to come up with new blackmails and death threats to continue terrorizing these folks into controlling their sugar, as well as keeping me and my staff well entertained.
Me: Makcik, kawalan gula makcik ni dahysat tau.
Makcik: Ya ke?
Me: Sejak makcik kena kencing manis 3 tahun dulu sampai sekarang, gula tak pernah dikawal. Semua dua digit lebih sepuluh.
Makcik: (giggling) Ya ke?
Me: Saya rasa makcik ni juara gula paling tinggi kat Palong, tiada orang dapat lawan gula makcik. Kalau nak bagi anugerah, mesti makcik menang tanpa saingan.
Makcik: Takde lah sampai macam tu.
Me: Tak tipu tau makcik. Saya rasa kita kena start program baru macam Akademi Fantasi tu. Kita buat satu pertandingan siapa punya gula paling tinggi. Lepas tu kita minta semua warga Palong 9, 10 dan 11 undi sms. Siapa yang menang akan dapat cucuk insulin seumur hidup.
Makcik: -.-" Doktor ni mengarut-lah.
Me: Apa nak buat? Saya dah nak gila hari-hari tengok kau orang tak kawal gula. Dulu kata takde doktor jaga nak minta doktor, sekarang dah ada doktor pun tak dengar nasihat doktor. Macam ni lebih baik tak payah tengok doktor, tengok pawang lah.
Entertaining oneself is really difficult.
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